Socially Awkward: Are you like me?
Do you sometimes find yourself in a socially awkward situations, like when meeting a new person, where no matter what you say, you are met with blank stares or half-hearted replies? I have discovered that 99% of the time, if you aren’t drunk, this is actually not your fault, but the social ineptitude of the person you are trying to communicate with. Try asking them questions about their favorite subject- them, of course- such as: Have you ever attempted to talk to someone only to have them fuck with your head and make you feel like a moron with their apathetic response? Me, too!